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To: The Illuminati, Reptoids, Masons, Faceless UN Bureaucrats, Big Pharma, The Bilderberg Group and the World Psychiatric Association

Petition to the Global NWO Government to Increase Chemtrail Spraying

Petition to the Global NWO Government to Increase Chemtrail Spraying

Gentlemen and Lizard People,

We concerned citizens have noticed an increase in anti-chemtrail protests online and in the streets. Clearly your mind control is not working to its full potential, many of the sheeple have awakened. Therefore we request that you step up chemtrail spraying efforts at once, to bring them back into line. We know you will take this request seriously, because secret unaccountable governments are always highly swayed by online petitions.

Thank you,

The People for More Chemtrails

Why is this important?

Every day, thousands of sheeple wake up to the nightmare of chemtrail spraying. They sign online petitions, shake their fists at passing aircraft, attend small rallies to the amusement of onlookers and post videos of clouds on YouTube.

Clearly the mind control is failing. Something needs to be done!

The New World Order needs to listen to us before it's too late. We need a massive increase in chemtrail spraying before awakened sheeple reach a critical mass and we risk those meddling kids putting an end to our schemes!.

How it will be delivered

They already monitor all online content. They know about this petition already.


Reasons for signing

  • It is not acceptable that the steeple are awakening. The spraying has to be increased now.
  • There are too many people without psychoactive medication. The global warming has yet to reverse.
  • Because I need the shill money.

Updates

2014-10-22 02:38:08 +1100

Wow, 1,000 signatures reached! Thank you shills, your cheques will be processed soon.

In the mean time, don't forget to share this petition with your friends via social media. The more people who see this, the closer we'll be to achieving our goals!

2014-10-16 06:18:03 +1100

1,000 signatures reached

2014-05-08 23:43:14 +1000

500 signatures reached

2013-12-01 04:50:43 +1100

Thank you everyone for your support. If you wish to support our other petition, please do so here: http://www.communityrun.org/p/electromagetic

2013-11-21 09:09:16 +1100

100 signatures reached

2013-11-20 16:32:16 +1100

50 signatures reached

2013-11-20 11:46:59 +1100

25 signatures reached

2013-11-20 04:36:32 +1100

10 signatures reached